I've been reading tarot for 50+ years – yep, half a century! I've helped tons of people figure out their lives. It's not just about the cards; it's about getting you clear on your path forward. If you are an avid lover of sarcasm humor, then you're in the right place!
How to Prepare for Your Reading:
- No Text-Speak, Please: Seriously, my crystal ball, runes and tarot don't speak "U", "Rizz", "Merch" or "WTF."
- Clarity is Queen (or King) 👑: "What's up with my life?" gets you nowhere. "What can I do to improve my career path in the next six months?" gets you answers.
- One Answer Per Question: You may ask up to 3 questions. "1. Is my relationship good, and will I get a raise? 2. Does he/she love me, will I buy a house? 3. Do Aliens exist, will I hit the lottery?" that's 6 questions trying to sneak in. I see you.
What $65 (In Depth Reading) will get you. I personally craft each reading outside of my regular business hours. I'll be in touch within 24 to 48 hours for you to receive your readings. Your patience is truly appreciated!